no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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