So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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