Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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