Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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