Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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