it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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