I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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