i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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