party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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