turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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