I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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