come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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