So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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