How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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