in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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