i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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