She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
