Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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