Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
