One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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