the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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