I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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