i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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