break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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