the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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