dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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