Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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