thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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