I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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