I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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