I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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