im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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