My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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