This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
the day after is always just damage control
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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