the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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