whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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