so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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