Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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