Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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