Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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