I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
