No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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