he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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