this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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