Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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