Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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