check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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