So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
what the fuck happened to the tacos
that is very illegal...i love you.
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