It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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