I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This baby is an asshole
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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