She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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